Too Angry to Articulate?
We've Got You.
Delegate your frustrations to our team of professional complainers. We'll contact the service that wronged you and make them truly understand how disappointed you are.
How Complainr Works
Four simple steps to professional-grade complaining
Vent to Us
Tell us exactly what happened. Don't hold back. We want ALL the details about how they wronged you.
We Assign a Pro
A certified professional complainer is assigned to your case. They've been trained in the art of righteous indignation.
We Make the Call
Our expert contacts the offending company and delivers your frustration with eloquence, persistence, and just the right amount of fury.
You Get Results
Refunds, apologies, policy changes—we get things done. You receive a full report of what we accomplished on your behalf.
Why Trust Us With Your Fury?
Professional tools for professional tantrum-throwing
24/7 Complaint Hotline
Frustration doesn't wait for business hours. Neither do we. Submit complaints anytime, anywhere.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
If we don't get you a response within 48 hours, your next complaint is on us. Literally free complaining.
Express Rage Service
Need someone yelled at TODAY? Our express service guarantees contact within 4 hours.
Detailed Reports
Receive transcripts, recordings, and outcome summaries. Know exactly how thoroughly we complained.
Multi-Channel Assault
Phone, email, social media, carrier pigeon—we'll use whatever channel gets their attention.
Escalation Experts
We know exactly who to talk to. Supervisors, managers, CEOs—we climb the ladder until someone listens.
Success Stories
Real results from real angry people (now happy people)
“I was too tired to deal with my cable company anymore. Complainr called them 47 times in one week. I got a full year free AND a personal apology from the regional manager.”
Sarah M.
Cable Survivor
“The airline lost my luggage AND my dignity. Complainr not only got my bags back, but they made the CEO send me a handwritten note. I framed it.”
Marcus T.
Frequent Flyer
“My landlord ignored my complaints for 6 months. One call from Complainr and suddenly everything was fixed. They're like complaint ninjas.”
Jennifer L.
Tenant Champion
“I gave them my rant about a defective blender. They turned it into poetry. The company refunded me double and asked if I needed anything else.”
David K.
Kitchen Warrior
Choose Your Level of Outrage
All plans include our no-nonsense satisfaction guarantee
Mild Annoyance
For when you're peeved but still polite
- 1 complaint per month
- Email & phone outreach
- 48-hour response guarantee
- Basic outcome report
- Standard escalation
Righteous Fury
For when they really messed up
- 5 complaints per month
- All channels including social media
- 24-hour response guarantee
- Detailed transcripts & recordings
- Aggressive escalation
- Dedicated complainer assigned
- Priority queue placement
Nuclear Option
Scorched earth complaint campaigns
- Unlimited complaints
- All channels + executive contacts
- 4-hour express response
- Full case documentation
- Maximum escalation tactics
- Personal complaint strategist
- Legal threat drafting
- Public pressure campaigns
Ready to Outsource Your Outrage?
Life's too short to argue with customer service. Let our professionals handle it while you do literally anything else.
No credit card required. First complaint consultation is free.